So in the weeks leading to the end of the year and the beginning of the next, I've been thinking about and compiling a list of Resolutions for the New Year. In no particular order, I present my 2012 New Year's Resolutions:
-buy bike parts
-Conquer the world
-collect women for my harem
-get a mullet
-then get a samurai haircut
-buy a rack of bier
-Discover the next "big thing"
-Invent a new word
-Search for the elusive cryptid in the local woods
-Start building a pyramid, coffins in the ground suck
-Enlist a slave labor force
-Renew drivers license
-Consolidate financial investments
-Learn Mandarin Chinese
-Prepare for the imminent zombie apocalypse
-Prepare for the arrival of extra terrestrial beings
-Immigrate to another country to avoid the zombie-alien war
-change motor oil in the truck
-Stop buying bikes
-Ride my bike more
OK, so there's some stuff in there that's more of suitable for a "to do" list but who cares?
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