At the public urinal

When I'm takin' care of business at a public urinal I want some time in the work day to take some "me" time and I don't want to talk. So why is it every schmuck wants to carry on a conversation. WTF! C'mon really... the public bathroom is the only occasion where the awkward silence is socially acceptable. Don't Fuckin' Talk to Me! I gotta concentrate! Bitches!!!