Faaackk!!! a 5.6 earthquake!!!

Holy shit! I just experienced my first earthquake in California tonite. That shit was a 5.6 on the Richter scale centered over Alum Rock here in the Bay Area. Fuckin' freaked me out!

I first thought the fuckin' neighbors were stomping up and down the stairs out in the hall way, then I noticed the whole fuckin' building was shaking.

Damn...

A warmed ass while poopin'

I just experienced the best poopin' experience while at work. There are these hi-tech seats on the toilets that are heated, can wash your bum like a bidet and your front (I'm assuming for the gals), and a control pad mounted on the stall wall. Whoever came up with the idea of installing these in the throne rooms is a faackin' genius!

I may just have to take care of all my number 2s at work. Kinda makes my toilet at home jealous.

No more commute!

First off... I'm not very consistent in keeping up with this blog. July. That was three months ago. A lot has passed since then. I returned back to work at Amgen, I'm on the final phase of my smashed leg recovery and I left Amgen to work at Google. That means I now do not have a 30 mile one-way commute. I'll save time - an hour each way (whether I take the train, drive or ride my moto) and I'll $$$ for gas or a Caltrain ticket. In addition, I'll save $$$ by eating free food, snacks and beverages at Google.